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@ 2013-01-26 08:23 pm UTC
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Current mood: i am a woman-fire
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Usually they're Nigerian princes asking for help moving their money out of the country, or public-minded citizens who want to help with my sexual function. Today's was... well, she did want to help with my sexual function, but in a rather more... direct way than the v14gra sellers.


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Reply-To: <hasaturaul@yahoo.com.hk>
From: "Raul"
Subject: looking for serious relationship
Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2013 20:08:13 -0500

Hello

I hope that when you receive this letter, you won't close it without signs of
attention and interest.I am Nara 34 year old,I am writing to you in order to
suggest you to build love and romantic relationship.You may wonder why such
attractive woman like me is still single. It is very simple answer at this question:
I have not yet met the one who will turn upside down all my life.I need such man who
will appreciate not only my body, but see the beauty
of my inner deep world.I know that we are not acquainted, but I want to use this
chance, because it can't repeat again.
So, I am happy to meet you. I am very glad to greet you in my life if you want.

You can believe me or not, but i am a woman-fire who can make your life more
interesting and full of bright impressions.
As for me I dream about it every day. I am tired to come at lonely home, to cook
meal only for one person and to eat at loneliness and to go asleep at loneliness
too. I want to come at home and to meet my beloved, to kiss him, to cook him
tasteful meal, to feel secured and happy every morning and every night.

I will close this letter, but it doesn't ordinary letter, it is a call to build love
and change your life to better and to forget about lonely days.
I will wait for letter with hopes in my heart

Yours Love
Hasatu A. Raul


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[personal profile] sara
2013-01-26 10:36 am UTC (link)
Well, aside from the thing where she's looking for a man and you're not, I can't imagine why you'd pass up an opportunity like this.

But maybe she's flexible? You could write back and find out. After all, she's been coming at lonely home and eating at loneliness and going to sleep at loneliness, that can be enough to make a person think twice about the advantages of lesbianism.

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[personal profile] vass
2013-01-26 11:16 am UTC (link)
Well, I always did think every woman needs a wife.

Maybe she'd bring home thebacon from me from her spammer pharmacy friends.

The part where she can't make up her mind whether she's in Hong Kong or Russia is a slight drawback, I'll admit: both of those are a bit far from me to commute.

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[personal profile] rydra_wong
2013-01-27 01:00 pm UTC (link)
Really, don't we all want to be woman-fires?

(Except those of us who aspire to be fires of other genders or none.)

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[personal profile] vass
2013-01-27 01:56 pm UTC (link)
I think I might aspire to be a woman-some other natural disaster. Not sure which yet. Maybe earthquake?

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[personal profile] rydra_wong
2013-01-27 02:06 pm UTC (link)
Good point. Woman-avalanche also seems like an appealing option, now I come to think about it.

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